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tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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foxnewsofficial:

thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

navigabunt:

what if ppl that die in the ocean become mermaids

please write a book

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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

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methblue:

ohh my god
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lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

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themajesticfloof:

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

You know, if you couldn’t tell from the fact that she has stripped down to her bra and panties.

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